Voices within the parallel universe arguing on a single thread

On my left shoulder sits a chameleon, calm, cool, collected, basking in the sun, able to change colors and blend into the environment.  On my right shoulder, a chihuahua, yap yap yap, chasing it's tail in a never ending circle, it's actually more of an oval, but that's a minor detail left for the elders.  Stir the inner chihuahua and you will get your knees nipped at.  You will be taken down from the bottom up; it's going to be a hard fall. 1. A fire is a fire is a fire, roll smoke 2. Lazy morning, chill and hang with my kids before the real world rears it's ugly head 3. F*** you and the horse you rode in on 4. Drown me in the sounds of children laughing, it's the best drug out there 5. If the world is your playground, you may have just lost 6. Listening to the make believe games without context, a realization of the truth from little heads 7. Squash you like a freaking tomato, screw the basil, there ain't a sauce to be made 8. As much as I cannot stand it, I love it when they say "Daddy, I need you" even though I don't know what they need from me 9. They make spray for that 10. You can shake the hand of the mango man as he greets you at the border

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